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One of my relatives’ (almost) entire family works for Lockheed and Raytheon; the youngest also graduated from Harvard and votes Biden. Another relative works for the FBI. One is an oil executive. A few of them are landlords. A few of them are trying to become landlords.

:stalin-bummed:

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Almost all facets of the "American Dream" covered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Damn your family loaded

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

I know a non-binary person who drives a hybrid car, changed their name to a synonym for "Peace," and works for a defense contractor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Ask them if you can have some money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

My family is full of qanon dipshits so I dont even know anymore man, everyone is fucked and everything is fucked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Drone strike your family reunion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

I was just lazily fantasizing yesterday about making a shitty "Harvard" t-shirt and or hoodie (or any of the Ivies, Harvard just comes to mind easily). like a completely obvious knock off. like the item is that red/crimson, or better still close-but-not-right. and like a shitty font. or straight up misspelled like "HAVARD" or "HARDVARD".

and when someone asks about it, just be like, "oh, it's to let people know I'm smart"

**Edit: this is basically the Dwight trolls Andy routine but turned up to11. seems an ideal way to fuck with people who wear the legit merch unironically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

I've seen intentionally misspelled car tshirts like "Camero" and "Fnord"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Sounds a lot like the crowd I used to hang out with in college. And some biological relatives and in-laws. :doomer:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 years ago

Arsenic in the thanksgiving gravy. Its the only moral course of action.