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Who you gonna root for? (beehaw.org)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The rain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The cage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Giant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it gonna be a knife fight?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it was for me, I'd give them chainsaws

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Only if it was silent chainsaws and then making Molusk and The Suckerberg do the noises like Homer in The Simpsons Movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm rooting for a private jet piloted by Jeff Bezos, with Bobby Kotick, and Charles Koch as passengers, crashes directly into the venue, killing only the planes occupants and these two worthless chucklefucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"They all trust me for some reason. Fucking idiots."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I really really hate Zuckerberg but I'd root for him anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think Zuck's got the best odds despite the size disadvantage, anyway, since he does BJJ and is apparently pretty good at it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

idk dude. i wouldnt wanna fight a dude named "The Zuck"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Robo Zucky most def wins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The Grim Reaper. I'm hoping the Grim Reaper wins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Whoever wins we all lose

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If you choose the Zuck, you get the fuck.

If you choose the Musk, you get a prepubescent man child who throws tantrums whenever he's slightly inconvenienced or someone disagree with him on the internet.

I guess the second one doesn't rhyme, my bad.