this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Honey, look me in the eyes... we have two kids together. Remember our first kiss under the bleachers after the game? Look into your heart, you know it's me!" ... is exactly what a flesh pumpkin minion would say. You won't have me now, flesh pumpkin!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Good looking out!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goblincore is stalking cottagecore from behind the foliage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The apartment my SO and I rent was once described as "Cozy Postapocalyptic" because of all our plants and scavenged/repurposed stuff - she'll love this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna need you to gimme a Save vs. Delusion at disadvantage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ok, ok, ok... I've been hiding out and laying low this winter.
But this... This post just brought me back

Thanks for the laugh!