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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when i'm doing scouting work for my insurgent terrorist group in the most surveilled, policed city on the planet, i like to publicly wear my arm band so everyone knows what group i represent

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Publicly identifying yourself as part of a high profile terrorist group and plotting terrorism right outside the most secure building in the country isn't even grounds for arrest, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

It's actually just an ancient Norse symbol

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo where can I cop one of these?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I just search - have no idea if its legit, never hear of it. But this site is selling those patches

https://3sjshop.com/products/hamas-izz-ad-din-al-qassam-brigades-patch/

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd like to gently (to you) condemn the site as probably not the best option for patronage, but still a helpful comment from an informational standpoint

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'd be putting myself on a watchlist if I wasn't already on one. Those headbands go hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They also sell IRA patches

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

3SJShop.com specializes in political and military themed embroidered clothing and patches. All orders are handmade and made-to-order. All patches listed for sale are made in Florida, USA and all profits generated from sales goes to 3SJShop staff. All military regalia are replicas. Proceeds in no way benefit foreign militias, governments, or groups

awh :(

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

looking into it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Al Qassim Brigades are in your country, they're in your capital, they're inside your house stealing your biscuits and taking one of each pair of socks, they're in your dreams as you sleep, burrowed deep inside your mind, every thought could be there because they planted it, every action you do and word you utter the likely culmination of an internal terrorist psyop, and there's only one way out, one last way to free yourself, to stop the terrorists winnig as you walk down to the basement of your DC townhouse in your slippers, unlocking the gunsafe...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Doing secret terrorist espionnage with my "Houthi Hydromancy House" patch fully visible so that my fellows may identify me in the field.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm making a big ass sandwich board that has big red letters that say "I AM A TERRORIST" at the next protest I go to.

#CabalCluesInPlainSight

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

love the implication that the cop just walked away after taking this picture

"arrest him? no I've got to post this so that maybe someone will do something!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love the implication that a terrorist mastermind snuck into the US, and while scoping out targets for their nefarious highly coordinated terrorist attacks they forgot to take off this patch.

The enemy is both strong and weak.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Seems legit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm glad everyone agrees to wear their little patches when they go around the capitol acquiring intel, its so nice of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Extreme "taking pictures while wearing a Spy vs Spy outfit" energy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

pooping and pissing (which is done to eliminate waste)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Literally pissing, shidding and farding