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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you like kissing commons don’t you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

As an elf-skinned horn beast, I'll kiss All the commons and suck All of the fens!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh this is just the thing for playing bard, and casting "vicious mockery" several times per combat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remove your seven least favorite entries from each column, then you can generate an insult by rolling 3d20

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or add 3 to each column, get D30's, and be extra!

Who am I kidding, I'd be on D100's by the 2nd session...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's a good idea, saving this image for later. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

So when Leia calls Han a "low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" she was getting Shakespearean on him?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone should write a script that spits out a Shaksperean insult

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"If not, start uploading"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you can name it, somebody has already written a script that does it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Playing a bard in BG3 be like...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"You gorbellied, beef-witted fustilarian dewberry!" kind of has a certain je ne sais quoi to it, don't you think?