I for one would welcome our neighbours into the union!
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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Hey we welcomed you, but you guys didn't like it here apparently! Meh it's fine, you'll be back eventually if we don't get ww3 first.
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To be fair about 30% of us said we didn't like it. the rest of us were either too young to vote, swiftly positive or thought remain would easily win and couldn't be bothered to get out to the polls
And if this bizarro world ever happened, it would open the door for the US to join the EU by bordering an EU state and let hundreds of millions of Americans take advantage of the Schengen zone.
How’d you figure out our plan so quickly?
YOUR plan?
We border France too.
Came here to say this. St-Pierre and Miquelon ftw.
Now they gotta let Brazil and Suriname get in as well. French Guiana ftw.
If Australia can be in Eurovision, Canada can be in the EU. Checkmate
Ah yes. The same logic that makes France a country in both North and South America, Africa, Oceania, and Antarctica (in addition to Europe obviously).
Well... yes.
Canadians be shivering rn.
Well it's winter isn't it?
Cold front too
Americans with technically American soil bases bordering almost every country.
Now everyone is American!