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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

My squad is me and my cat.

And she’s never paid income tax in her life.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Online... Mostly....

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell yeah walking disaster

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm chaos grandpa in one and tax evader in a different one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine that I'm the chaos grandpa. It doesn't take much for me to accept a dare, especially from my tax evader friend

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks at list

Well, I'm not gay, definitely can't be cottagecore, I'm not a grandfather, can't stand weed. I'm not short, I'm not skinny, I'm not into horses nor am I a girl.

Ah, fuck.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

IRS would like to know your location

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm a bear, but I'm also tall. So I just barely miss on 2 of them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Chaos grandpa sounds kinda awesome.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Boromir wouldn't evade taxes, he'd gladly pay them to help his people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Boromir collects taxes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. I feel like they could have picked someone better for that. Like his dad would have been a better pick. Even if he was the king. I could see Wormtongue avoiding taxes, but in a really scummy way. But I don't think Boromir would be the best pick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You are your own squad, and everyone else us just there to hang out with the squad.