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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looking at the fuel gauge in the morning and thinking “this is in God’s hands now.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh I seeeee! I thought OP meant indigestion

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

"I'll just take a nap later today"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I used to be able to do that... Until TikTok and Shorts became a thing....

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That’ll be the night you can’t fall sleep til 4am, alarm clock doesn’t go off, and traffic is fucked everywhere along your commute. Just do your future self a solid and get it done the night before. Future You will thank Past You.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Future me is the sworn blood enemy of past me so any thank you's sent between them are likely to be laced with arsenic or something

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Future me should've prepared better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Fuck future me.

I heard him talking shit about present me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Treating Future Me the way Present Me wishes Past Me would have treated Present Me, has really helped Present Me be kinder to others.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Thanks for reminding me mate, cheers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

also go to the gym

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Me: I'm going to write a funny and relevant comment to OP's post

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

where did you find this picture of me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to get up a little earlier to watch the sunrise drinking a morning smoothie with self-grown superfoods while preparing your bento lunch box.