Traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide can even be found in unborn babies!
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2023
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we have one. I am on my phone and lazy so you have to look out for it yourself
In all seriousness, that stuff is dangerous:
- Contact with your lungs can lead to death in as little as a few minutes.
- Excessive ingestion can lead to a deadly condition called hyperhydration.
- It causes nearly a million car accidents and 4,700 car-related deaths per year.
- If heated, it can violently explode.
Write your congressperson and urge them to have this dangerous chemical banned!
love me cup of dihydrogen monoxide
The government has paramilitary groups spread all over the country just waiting to go spray this industrial solvent on people's homes on a moments notice! The homes they spray are often completely destroyed afterward!
This reminds me of that old sketch where a dude went around with a petition to create new laws to reduce female suffrage.
Most people signed it happily not knowing the difference between suffrage and suffering.
I submit that oxygen is even worse. Everyone that has ever been know to ingest it, has eventually died.
Be careful there is dihydrogen monoxide in the water