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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
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Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.
I verified it. It is an actual thing and it is actually called docking.
I'll be right back, gonna bleach my eyes real quick.
I knew. I just said it in a silly way so poor victims like yourself would get tricked into checking 😛
Awesome example of dickrolling.
Never gonna dick you up, Never gonna cock you down
Never gonna run around and insert you
😁
That sounds painful.
I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises
It's more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.
Don't ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷
Btw, maybe don't go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all..
I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.
I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is