gamedev

I have a confession to make. Long before Chairman Xi ever enlisted my aid, I had been planning a VR stroker experience. I had been in a CCP Horny Gulag for my impure thoughts when I first had The Handy smuggled to me. And I had actually began working on an API wrapper for almost 3 years now. It's gone through a number of rewrites (what do you mean it needs to work asynchronously?!) and plenty of testing, but today is the first time it's actually working in the context of an actual VR experience where I'll eventually publish it as something. Woo!

So, for those of you not keeping up with my scattered posting so far, our "gameplay" progresses as follows:

• Player starts at a main menu. One of the options for the main menu is for them to enter their TheHandy ID key. Once saved, the software will automatically attempt to connect to their Handy every time they start up the app.
• Player clicks the start button.
• Player "wakes up" on a hospital bed, in a creepy room, with "their hands" confined to the side of the bed. The hands rotate in sync with their real hands/controllers. When they move their controllers away from those hands, transparent VR hands show up. This is in case the need to hold their Handy or whatever. In this video, you'll notice I actually have the left controller in The Handy so you can see when it strokes.
• After a few moments the TV at the end kicks on, says welcome to your milking (this will probably change). Eventually I'll add a tutorial thing in there or something.
• A few moments later, the TV starts asking them questions about leftist memes or history or whatever CCP propaganda we wanna brainwash them with.
• Currently, after 5 (subject to change) correct answers, they are rewarded with 30 seconds of stroking and a slideshow of naughty ascii art. This reward kicks off when they squeeze the grip on their right controller, which you can see me do in the video. (see notes)
• You'll then notice the left controller starts going up in down in a weird rotation until I figure out that my left arm is blocking the Quest's view of the controller.😅
• After 30 seconds the reward period ends, the brainwashing begins again.

Some notes, and plans for the future:

• I want to add a transitionary scene where the player can adjust their spawn height, pick what type of sleeve they're using as that might feel better with different stroke settings, view some gamification metrics, preferred Dominant gender, etc. That's farther down the line though.
• The controller grip switch also acts as a Dead Man's switch type of mechanic so that if they start getting too close to finishing, they can release the grip to pause the stroking. After all, Xi was very clear that in addition to brainwashing them, this should also act as an edging experience so we can get the maximum amount of seed from them when the CCP sleeper agents take over and puts them in the milking farms.
• OR! If they do want to finish, I intend to make the trigger switch on that same controller fire off a different stroke routine (speed, length, etc) so that they get the maximum pleasure from the device.
• I'm also going to add some vocal instructions eventually. Masculine and Feminine. Probably AI for now. I have no budget for this. So that's where I'm at.
• I'll also probably replace the ascii art with some AI hentai stuff until I can afford to pay a real artist. I'm not sure I'll ever use real images of real people, because having actual real people porn opens up a whole bunch of legal responsibilities I'm just not interested in. We'll see.

I think that's about it for this weekend. Getting awfully close to something I feel like I can release for testing. Maybe by april.🤞 Need to figure out what needs to be worked on next.

Thanks for reading! And any questions or input you have would be appreciated.