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https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1alupzp/joe_biden_is_currently_losing_the_election/

Gotta say. I'm looking at Michigan and seeing him down 1.8% to Trump and all I can think is "Where could you find 1.8% of the vote in Michigan, I wonder?" Ah well. Only real solution is be more bipartisan with Fascists, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Am I wrongin thinking we need to leak tapes of Biden calling Trump a sick fuck to boost numbers

lmao why would that move the needle in any direction?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They think the public perception of Biden is that he's woke incarnate, he's weak, and he's too nice. That's always what liberals think their own problem is, that they're too nice. It's often why Democrats will do a sudden show of force shortly after office. Like Clinton's crime bill or Obama overthrowing Libya

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Which is funny because Biden comes off as a total asshole and constantly hostile. Where does this “nice guy Biden” meme come from anyway, the dude has yelled and jabbed his finger and been thrown more insults than any other politician in the US. The dude is constantly yelling at people calling them “fat” and “dog faced pony soldier” and beating his fist on the table calling for more Israeli funding.

When the average Brandon hating American imagines Biden they don’t see a pleasant kind old man. They see a belligerent and senile one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think there's a shred of recognition here. They realise that a lack of any radical policy and ideology cripple them, but since they can't have that, they think performance of radicalism will help.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be about as effective as the deplorables stuff.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does it compare to pokemon go to the polls?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

gotta update the reference. Something like "you've heard of Palworld, how about Pal-give-voting-a-whirl?"

But yknow, better

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Geno-Side with the Democrats!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That won't work. Too close to them actually acknowledging it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Liberal thought process: HRC lost because she was too civil and appeared weak compared to Trump's incivility. Therefore if ~~Genocide Joe~~ Dark Brandon appears incivil he can achieved 'based status', as the zoomers say, and get votes from the portion of the electorate who only wishes to vote for a strong man who will create good times

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A peek inside the neoliberal mind

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

leak Biden saying "I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck How you start a family? The condom slipped up I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)" and they might have a chance

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

We need leaked tapes of Biden going full freeze-gamer mode.