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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

Wait, wasn't this a Futurama episode?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fry eats gas station sushi and gets parasites. They actually improve everything about him, but he fights them off because he wants to know Leela is attracted to him and not whom the worms made him into.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

[–] dangblingus 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking of the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" episode where they become God and plant life on the new planet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

They sure played with this theme a lot

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

straightens glasses

adjusts pocket protector

Ummm, ackchyually, it was an egg salad sandwich, not sushi.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My ancestors came in on the sandwich

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Lucky! The closest I get to that is that one of my ancestors came ON a sandwich.

Yeah, we don't tend to mention great-uncle Dave much..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Gas station egg salad sandwich, with a black tomato slice