this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If I'm going to work every day to support your fat lazy adult ass while you blow money on jpgs of monkeys I'm within my rights to bust your balls about it and you're lucky I haven't thrown you out and turned your basement into a home gym

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe, for some definition of "rights". If doing it in public, it would still 100% make you an asshole no matter how right you were.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Agreed. It sounds like this is a family dinner at home, though. Anons family already know he's a loser.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

My interpretation was this was Christmas dinner, and they had extended family & friends over.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

“MOM, MEATLOAF! FUCK! I never know what she’s doing up there”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because feeding their depression is the best way to fix the problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If he believes it's his parents job to fix him that's about 75% of the problem right there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a difference between not helping and actively hurting. "Though love" is just bullshit.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who says it's tough love? These are human beings, and they've been put in a really frustrating position. Denigrating someone who buys nfts is an appropriate response. Especially if they did it with your money.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're arguing strawman vs strawman. I'm bailing.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not strawmanning, the OPs screenshot mentions specifically that they were criticizing him for buying NFTs and not having a job

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, I saw video game coins and though it was some ingame currency. Also, these types might overhear you talking about crypto/ntf and just assume you've bought into it.

Regardless, they aren't making these jokes for anyone's benefit but their own. Remove the ntf thing, and this greentext is just anxiety inducing for a lot of introverts.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they aren't making these jokes for anyone's benefit but their own

I agree. I feel they're venting their frustration with a position that anon put them in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

These people smile when they say these things. They're just happy someone has it worse off then them. It's why people watch trash reality tv.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what being a parent is about though.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Supporting your children well into adulthood and solving mental issues you're not qualified to address is a parents job?