this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One of my exes used to french like this... weird as hell.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Dude the weirdest part about dating now that I’m divorced is dating other divorcees who kiss like this.

Like … you went through a whole ass marriage and nobody said anything.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're the ones who invented eyeball licking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Sexy.

Also... something something conjunctivitis