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I pretend to be an old demented lady whose granddaughter keeps hiding my wallet because she "thinks I'm too nice." I "take the phone with me" while I "look through" the couch cushions, the fridge, the garage, and more. Every time they're about to hang up I think up another place I could've left it or my granddaughter could have hidden it. When they get desperate I "find it", but all of the cards are expired.