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Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.
Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.
Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.
Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it
I will not.
I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.
That's what your mom said to me last night
This dudes a mushroom
He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro
Lol
That was meeee!!! Best friends!
Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.
I can relate.
I mean uhhhh
Es ist MEIN TEIL
Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify
Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.
Wait really? That's so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized? (Not sure if that's the right word but ykwim)
Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don't.
That don't is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at
Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it's easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they're just a waste of feed. If you're curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.
Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell
Ass ✅
And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.
cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want
is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails
Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.
They're also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.
Can I please have another bee fact?
That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly
bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don't care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn't a bee fact. It was a me fact.
I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.
“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.
So you're calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)
Though the baby's path has lips it's really not a mouth
They're clearly vaginal shit
Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they're not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.