the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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BREAKING: Recent analysis shows that since Biden entered the Whitehouse, presidential dumps have registered a 5 point decrease on the Bristol stool chart.
Concerning
I can't imagine Trump had the healthiest shits either. After all, he was the man who stated people had to flush their toilets "five or six times"
CORRECTION It was 10,15, times.
Trump would have made this claim whether it applies to him or not though. It's just a perfect distillation of vacuous recreational l reactionary grievance politics that it needs no basis in reality whatsoever. It's more self evidently true to them that the commies made the toilets weak than it is that violent crime rates are exploding in immigrant-filled blue cities or whatever.
At least take it out for dinner first, damn