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I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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So you’ve mastered going tinkle while sitting on your bottom. It may seem that there is little more to achieve in affairs of the potty. On the contrary. I have perfected the art of balancing on two feet while making a pee-pee, and this is my MasterClass.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is kind of like that meme with the doofus, smart guy and the dude in the hood. Where it says sitting down to pee is better, no standing to pee is better, and the the hooded guy says sitting down to pee is better. And I would agree. But I do both to mix it up a little. But standing up to poop...now that's a skill id like to hear more about.