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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

if you are one of the first Cybertruck owners

If you are one of the first cybertruck owners, the year is 2077 and you can just give one of the homeless kids on the ground floor of your arcology a soyplast boba tea so xir can hack the damn thing for you and disable the remote deactivation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seriously, this thing will only become viable for serial production once they invent nanomachine duct tape

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I dunno the basic design would be very doable by other manufacturers. They just aren't that good at building cars. Other Teslas made in the US come with a ton of misaligned shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Using the possessive form of a pronoun as the singular? Guess pronoun technology will have advanced by then(I am not serious about grammar nitpicking here lol)