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Of course candy coated marbles are my favorite (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Like seriously, what can't you do with them?

you can ..

  • Whittle your friends down in a game of marbles.
  • Have a nice treat and suck on the marbles.
  • You can even give them to your enemies as snacks, and watch them bite glass.

and ...

  • Ship them in a box.
  • Insert them into... places.
  • Launch them as projectiles.
  • Entertain guests.
  • New and clever ways to use marbles.
  • Cleverly fill a sock with them to use as a weapon.
  • Everybody loves marbles.

also...

  • Use them as impromptu slippery caltrops.
  • Surely youve been convinced candy coated marbles are the best ?

more on me ...

  • Recently i won a set of beautiful marbles.
  • Even though there's only two.
  • Seen many, but these ones are a beautiful cyan hue.
  • I hope to win more marbles.
  • So i can candy coat them.
  • To add to my wonderful collection !
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Wow! So many uses, my enemies won't know what's hit them!