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WARNING: Hamas is changing all the street signs around so that you drive the wrong way and go to Albuquerque instead. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I was VERY distraught when I tried to do my laundry today and ended up driving 8 hours to New Mexico instead. And it's not just street signs. Right outside my house too, they literally took down the sign that said it's deer season and replaced it with one that said it's happybadger season.

Examine the bolts on every sign you pass. Do NOT trust them until this is resolved. ONLY use your GPS system for guidance.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Earlier, I was chasing a hamas member but I after I lost sight of them I saw a really pretty lady with bright red lipstick. Of course I ran to embrace her only to find out she'd been replaced with a dummy made out of dynamite! It took me all day to wash off the soot!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Hamas tricked me into smooching a pretty lady who turned out to be a rabbit in a dress.