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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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“Communism bad”

“Why?”

200 year old tropes so ancient they were debunked by Marx himself

Of course, you go through the motions of explaining the most basic political concepts that could be grasped by skimming the cliff notes for literally any Marxist works

“Friedrich Engels? Is he like the president of Germany or something?”

It’s like a kindergartener trying to teach you calculus.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (15 children)

Why does everything related to hexbear come off like an edgy 14 year old trying too hard?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Devastating. We are devastated

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

meow-knit oh shit oh fuck next they're gonna tell us that communism bad scared

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We're such fucking losers. Gunna' DM some people to see if we can come up with some ideas to change this.

Edit: Ideas they came up with. 1) become more marxist 2) become less marxist 3) get rid of the mods 4) ban anyone who isn't a mod 5) integrate a general MIDI player into the site that plays Cruel Angel Thesis while posting 6) shrink ourselves down so we use fewer resources and can spend more of the day making posts on Hexbear 7) stop messaging me about every little idea and question you have

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, we must abandon hexbear and eat grass like the sheep we are

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

It must be embarrassing that a bunch of teenagers can expose just how devoid of any value liberal “ideology” is simply because they’re capable of reading books.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

pigpoop

Not even gonna sugar coat it either.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Why don't you shut up, nerd?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

It's not "edgy" to call you a sophomoric dweeb.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Finally! Been waiting for a projector emote for ages. Was this added recently or did I simply not see it before?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Not sure, but I do believe it's recent.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

we're edgy. it's fun. try it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Shut up, dweeb

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

wHy dOEs eVeRyThInG related tO hExBeAr cOmEs oFf lIkE An eDgY 14 YeAR tRyInG tOo hARD

Just cause you're a poltically illiterate dipshit doesn't mean the rest of us are "tRyInG hArd"

Talk about the definition of malding

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Why is everything you say totally worthless?