this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
116 points (100.0% liked)
memes
23421 readers
494 users here now
dank memes
Rules:
-
All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.
-
No unedited webcomics.
-
Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in /c/slop
-
Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.
-
Follow the code of conduct.
-
Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.
-
Recent reposts might be removed.
-
No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Where's the avocado toast that's stopping me from buying a house?
The FDA recommends you avoid that
Land ownership is a leading cause of inherited wealth, a chronic condition that with careful management is being successfully limited to a small percentage of the population. The average person should generally try to avoid land ownership where possible, though up to one house at a time across a lifetime is considered healthy. However individuals with inflamed wealth may possess extensive land holdings without ill-effect, and should seek to acquire more - which can protect those without wealth from the risk of acquiring it.
Avocado toast, mobile phones, and small luxuries are all considered effective anti-wealth treatments for those with minimal wealth. Those with higher levels of wealth must resort to burying their gold, taking their children to see the Titanic, stocking doomsday bunkers, and buying Twitter - though in a terminal case, this may not be enough.