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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Relationship advice: that's a red flag.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

“And they were roomates”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They saw the article before you did