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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's a bowling date. Very first ball. When the clerk asked my name I said Mr. Balls and it's on the scoreboard above me. All the pressure in the world is on my shoulders like Atlas. I turn to face my date, announce that "This is why they call me Mr. Balls", and throw it down the lane. The stars align and I get my only strike of the night.

That is why they call me Mr. Balls.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like calling yourself Mr Cum and immediately throwing the ball into the gutters is way easier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That was most of the rest of the night for me. It turns out I can't bowl for shit.