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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I earned my 1000 beaten civilian badge honestly. These guys are just claiming it. If you ask me, its basically stolen valor. /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Stolen violence.