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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I'm struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn't involve criminal levels of negligence.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

you can't keep track of where every hippopotamus is all the time. sometimes you're just going about your day and there one is, swallowing your kid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess