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[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I just assumed that Lars was controlling the rest of them like puppets through an elaborate drum kit at the back of the stage. The Metallica that wrote One is long gone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Lars just does what Hetfield tells him to