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Ripples in space-time from collision recorded by gravitational wave detector forces a rethink of how the objects form

Scientists have detected ripples in space-time from the violent collision of two massive black holes that spiralled into one another far beyond the distant edge of the Milky Way.

The black holes, each more than 100 times the mass of the sun, began circling each other long ago and finally slammed together to form an even more massive black hole about 10bn light years from Earth.

The event is the most massive black hole merger ever recorded by gravitational wave detectors and has forced physicists to rethink their models of how the enormous objects form. The signal was recorded when it hit detectors on Earth sensitive enough to detect shudders in space-time thousands of times smaller than the width of a proton.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There's a Yo Momma joke in here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Possibly every Yo mama joke in every universe ever, all concentrated into one spot in space time

“Yo mama so fat, when her ass cheeks clap together, it creates a tear in space time!”

Eh… I tried

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yo momma so fat, I tried an evasive maneuver and ran out of propellant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

hey man, i appreciate you for trying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

The twerkening of spacetime

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Yo momma so fat, the next fattest mom is still ~30 solar masses thinner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Yo momma so thic she is only singularity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yo Momma so fat she ate my fat Yo Mamma! (the other black hole)