this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] -4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I’m sorry, this is nice, but a bit problematic?

  1. Really means gtfo of our dumpster
  2. At our convenience ie. Opening hours
  3. limited menu (!)
  4. “no questions asked” is this some American thing, maybe they would like a chat, is this necessary?

They could just point them in a helpful direction where they can get a selection of food, rn, for free. Does this not exist in America? It’s an attempt at “socialism” but it’s very pb&j fisted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I can't tell if this is hilarious satire or the dumbest take imaginable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah it was a tongue in cheek piss take sorry

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

no I loved it. The mystery makes it exciting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

"Yes, gtfo of our dumpster. When we are here we will give you free food, including protein and fresh produce, without hassling you about whether you deserve it or are 'needy enough'."

...but that's not good enough for you because instead of fixing an immediate need like someone's currently growling stomach, this establishment should tell them to go somewhere else?