Conservative

So your argument is: “If Biden’s senile, then Trump being senile is fine too”? That’s not an argument, that’s full-blown surrender.

You’re not defending a competent leader. You’re just saying: “I’m okay with dysfunction, as long as it’s my dysfunction.”

Let’s break this down with facts — something your side tends to dodge like military service in the ‘60s.

Biden stutters, sure. He misspeaks sometimes. And yet, under him we had record job growth, inflation falling, infrastructure actually being rebuilt, and NATO strengthened.

Meanwhile, 🍊💩ler “precious orange daddy” as many MAGAts call it these days.

• Tried to overthrow an election he clearly lost — and we all saw it on live TV on Jan 6.

• Was found liable for sexual abuse in a civil trial (E. Jean Carroll case).

• Convicted of 34 felony counts for falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments to a porn star. and still somehow got defended by “family values” conservatives.

• Is under multiple federal indictments for hoarding classified documents, including nuclear secrets, at a Mar-a-Lago bathroom a literal national security threat.

• Bragged about “grabbing women by the pussy” on tape and still somehow got defended by “family values” conservatives.

• Gave huge tax cuts to billionaires, blew up the deficit, and tried to trade Alaska to Putin (yeah, that came out in his own former aide’s book).

You’re not comparing “two old men.” You’re comparing a guy who occasionally slurs and stutters a word to a delusional, twice-impeached autocrat wannabe dictator who can’t stop committing crimes. And you want to act like it’s apples to fucking apples?

If your bar for leadership is “well, they’re both senile,” then you’re not looking for a president.

You’re looking for a mascot and you’re willing to let a convicted felon drive the country off a cliff as long as he’s wearing your team’s stupid red hat.

That’s not logic. That’s cult behavior dressed up as what you think patriotism is.

Fuck 🍊💩ler. Fuck the draft-dodging, Bible-fumbling, wannabe dictator who bankrupted casinos, ran a fake university, and cries about witch hunts while selling gold sneakers to his cult. He’s not a genius the man can’t spell “hamburger.” He’s not a Christian he held a Bible like it was radioactive. He’s not a patriot he tried to overthrow democracy and stashed classified documents like baseball cards.

MAGA worships a weak, racist con man who folds under pressure, hides behind lawyers, and blames everyone else when he screws up. He’s not being persecuted — he’s just finally facing consequences. So yeah — fuck Trump, fuck MAGA, and fuck everything they pretend to stand for.