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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You fucking idiot

You absolute baffoon

Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but... how likely do you think it is that Anon has even one friend?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Or a sibling for that matter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought you were only able to tag out or were forced to swap on death. Did me and my brother spend all that time taking turns when it was actually true co-op!? (Tbf, I was always Donkey, so this is more of a "him problem", but still!)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oof, I might be the fool thinkong of DKC 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

All the SNES DKC games were one player at a time only.