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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we have his phone number to make fun of him?

was questioned about decades-old charges for marijuana possession [...] I felt like I was being treated like a criminal

He is an illegal immigrant and a criminal, and he expected a different outcome because he's white? LOOOOOOOOOL

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“I’ve been torn from my family. My life has been disregarded completely.”

That's the MAGA motto buddy. Too bad, so sad.

100% he's going to be the kind of douchecanoe that flies a "Fuck Comey" flag on his gas guzzling truck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Ohno, the thing he wanted to happen to other people happened to himself.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 12 points 1 day ago

They all do. They all think that they are the exception. That they are one of the "good ones".

They don't think the concentric cone of fascism would ever exclude them.