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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Morning chef, hope things are good in your dimension.

Can I have a simple bowl of warm porridge with lashings of honey? It's cold in this universe

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ
๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜€๏ธ

The sun here continues to make its presence known at all times. I put it to work warming your porridge.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A bowl of hot porridge with cream and honey please.

I'd also like to pre-order a slow-cooked balrog stew, with mashed potato and glazed carrots.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like a fried sarnie with bacon, bacon, and bacon please

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿž

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Balrog's testicles nigiri please

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are out of stock, please enjoy a jar of complimentary Balrog blood instead ๐Ÿฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This place... Never has the goods

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And what is bacon going to do with the rest of the balrog, pray tell!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not my problem, chef will figure it out