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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

"I was sucking my wife's cock the other day, and it reminded me of this International Phonetic Alphabet I had recently!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've had that kind of sex lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The only linguists I've fucked are cunnilinguists. But I do fuck nerds with adhd…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

But they are so good with their mouths!