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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (21 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

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