mocking and quoting bigots I've seen so far
:liberalism: turns to 
"you know it's hexbear when the tankie pronoun parade shows up to force pictures of pigshit in front of you!"* real quick
[*this is paraphrased, I can't remember the exact original quote]
Or "so suddenly I'm Hitler because i think people calling themselves Fae gender is dumb"
Or "why should i need to learn a new set of different pronouns for every person I meet?" (this followed two comments after "I'm literally not a transphobe, I work with plenty of trans colleagues who feel safe around me" (average lib being scratched in real time by having to acknowledge neopronouns))
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All of these shitheads claimed to be allies when they started interacting but our brilliant pronoun tags immediately made them out themselves as the bigots they are who only pretend to be allies because it looks bad to be openly and proudly transphobic
TL;DR: 
You rang?
Howdy!
Nice cat!
Bit idea: someone who is otherwise entirely unproblematic and stable, but always calls you Kyle, Karen, or Detective.
i call all white people kyle, that's just their culture's name
I name all the spiders in my house "Frank." I dunno why but it makes me laugh.
They're just jealous because enbies get all the cool names.
You have no idea how much I want someone to follow me around, call me Detective, and act mildly annoyed with my antics
this was basically England until 1500.
"My name's LIV"
in czechia each church had a roster of like 20 names for men and women to choose from for new babies, it makes searching records a huge chore lmao
:kelly: Czechs out
spoiler
sry couldn't resistAnd then 1600s British names be like "Kyle If-god-was-not-in-his-heaven-what-glory-in-our-penance Smithson (she/they)"
Nicholas "If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned" Barbon