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[–] [email protected] 268 points 1 day ago (32 children)

So it's a taxi.

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

"I'ma invent a giant system that goes underground so we can move people around faster!" That's a subway, you santorum-covered condom.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Par for the course for techbros. His hyperloop was a shittier train. UberPool is a shittier bus. All these dumbfucks grow up being told they're the specialest boys, so of course people who made better things before them were clearly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hyperloop was a raging success - it stopped funding of railway. I believe he even admitted that this was behind it to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luckily only in Murica.

The liberal parties here tried to make the same argument here, but luckily no one takes them seriously (in Europe this means something different, than in the US. It's not progressive/left-leaning, they are more like Libertarians/Republicans. They don't hate gay people, but hate paying taxes and regulations)

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