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We're getting a lot of complaints from commuters who were routed onto a coaster, but the theme park patrons who spent hours stuck on an intercity line are also not happy.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3105/
High speed rail with extra steps.
And loop-de-loops!
The Railroad man will redeem himself against those damn Wright brothers!