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Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like this one

At press time, sources confirmed the distant sounds of honking horns followed by screeching tires and a loud crash could be literally anything.