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Well yeah. This but unironically. Why does anyone do anything "healthy" if not in exchange for doing something fun later (or earlier)?
Because I already did all the fun things and got fat, so now I need to make up for all the healthy things I didn’t do before
I'll amend that to "later (or earlier)".
"Buy Now, Pay Later" but for calorie consumption then?