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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why would I ejaculate on cement?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The ol' George Mallory defense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits