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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is not a real interaction. Dude is basically saying "hey guys, imagine if I got a girlfriend, and she found out im a 4chan shirposter... that'd be sweet... no wait I did get a girlfriend... Envy me nerds!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Wait, so it's fake?

Damn, that's so gay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Nothing gets past you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

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