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Strawberries are nuts 🍓 (mander.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Ofc not, don't be silly.

Nuts have nipples (where do you think almond milk comes from? Kids today have prob never seen an almond on a farm & think almond milk grows in the stores!).

And if the seeds on the strawberries really are "nuts", then we should be able to milk them.
I see no flaw in my logic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This thread gets dangerously close to r34 territory, and I do not know if I like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, unfortunately I'm no artist & I'm against AI (the system, not the tech as such), so no pics.

But yeah, definitely, can you imagine the number of nips on a single strawberry? And the satisfaction of each nut? The dripping milk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

...no, definitely not.

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