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"The end of my dick justifies the means of your stomach" is a lot to unpack psychologically as well as grammatically. Im not really sure what sex act that would imply. At no point should the end of your dick be in someone's stomach if that's what its implying, that means your probably killing the person and your dick is being digested and also your dick is just like...way too big, like unhinged rule 34 scribbles big. Or his dick literally is justifying the means of the stomach which is essentially breaking down solids into a digestible form and she's been on an all liquid diet but believes Hasan's cum is a solid thus justifying the means of the stomach? I get horny talk doesn't necessarily follow normal logic and is generally less literal and closer to poetic. No one has said they were gonna eat someone out and then brought them outdoors and cannibalized them unless Amelia BeDelia had some darkly awkward first encounters. But this...this makes no fucking sense. Even the end of a dick justifying the means of a normal body part for a dick to be in would be fine, still doesn't really work as a pun but close enough
I think the lib heard the phrase "seize the means of production" and also the phrase "the ends justify the means" and then, because both use the word means and libs are dumb, decided that the second one must also be a socialist turn of phrase.