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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

They could make a stick that a soldier could put a spherical grenade on to help give extra range. Like an atlatl or one of those tennis ball launchers for dogs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Like a Vortex football! They could even put those little whistle things on the sides so they make that sound while soaring through the air

[–] KinglyWeevil 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, we did this, we just made them rocket propelled and called them mortars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Are mortars rocket propelled? I thought they were just short indirect cannons.

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