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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)
  • Cash handling

  • Forklifts

  • Parking lots

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But those are only reasons you shouldn’t be high during working hours.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which is what the meme talks about?

[–] Sanguine 6 points 1 month ago

I agree with the person you are replying to but not sure why you being downvoted, the meme is suggesting to smoke before stocking shelves.

Reality is most of these guys just pass the initial screen and then show up to work every single day after that stoned as hell.

Source: Worked overnights stocking shelves for a major supermarket for about 1 year.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All of those jobs exist outside of the US and manage just fine without drug testing

[–] Clent 8 points 1 month ago

The authoritarians on the right don't care that ever other country is doing it wrong.

'merica!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I am outside the US and I don't think they usually are drug tested.

But that doesn't mean showing up high to work in a supermarket is OK.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago
  • Walk in freezers
  • Big high power electrical doors/lifts/machines