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Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.
I assume βasπβ has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I donβt know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?
Peaches...come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.
This reference reminds me I need to take some ibuprofen.
Chris Ballew, the singer and bassist of POTUSA, now does children's music under the name Casper Babypants.