Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by Melatonin to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I love haikus

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Worker bees can leave

Even drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement

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